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CORKSCREW BILL
The Bill Clinton Corkscrew

Before you write us an angry email, let us say that we're offended, too! We are just SO disappointed in ourselves for selling Corkscrew Bill. It is just so... so... WRONG.

So why are we selling it?

Stupid.com's mission is to find the wildest, weirdest, and stupidest products on the planet. And Corkscrew Bill -- offensive or not -- SHOUTS out STUPID. We just had to show it, and hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive us.

Corkscrew Bill stands 9-inches tall and bears a wonderful likeness of our 42nd President. There he stands, hands behind his back with that winning smile of his.  Okay, that's the "Bill" part.

And then there's the "Corkscrew" part.

The actual corkscrew is strategically placed to suggest.... well, that area of his body that got him into so much hot water. Just flip up the corkscrew and try hard not to laugh as you use Bill to open your Merlots, your Zinfandels, and your Chardonnays.

Corkscrew Bill is VERY well made out of molded plastic and stainless steel. He comes in funny box that you will probably want to hold onto.